Unrequited Lust
I fear this announcement mocks me.

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Allagash’s experiments with spontaneous fermentation are very exciting. I’ve been developing a theory that a lack of lambic brewers and blenders in this country, a lack of quality domestic geuze, is what led to the horrors of this century so far. Allagash and Russian River could be our only hopes.
And so, also, of course, I WANTS!
Oh hey, wait a minute. I got a little too excited a little too quickly. This is more like Consecration than Oude Krieke Vieille. Okay, that’s a relief. The world isn’t ending, I guess. Still, sounds like a great beer.